Hey, what's up.
Just a quick story: Yesterday at work I was putting some shirts back. This guy reaches for one on the rack and his hand bumps into mine. He says, "Excuse me. Don't think I was trying to hold your hand or anything, (laughs)."
I looked at him, and with the straightest possible face, I said, "That's too bad."
The dude's eyes got WIDE open and he pretty much power-walked away.
I thought it was funny, but maybe you had to be there.